"The Adventures of Tessa" chronicles the experiences of live aboard sailing while traveling the Great Loop Route. Follow the adventures here with Tessa (a 50' Gulfstar) along with her crew, Captain Gary (Frugal Captain) and Lori Milson.
People, People, People. Be patient. If you don't behave, Lori won't tell you how Sheri outfished her with "Only" a Fishing Net. If she was wearing the "Pink Crocs" at the time is uncertain.
Since the amazing pink Crocs are causing a wave of jealousy, I've decided to put them up for auction to the highest bidder! The proceeds wiil go to restcking the adult beverages aboard Tessa.Now remember these are admired by all locks men along the Erie Canal. Not only are they worn for "pole dancing" but they also have attracted the biggest catch yet aboard Tessa, by net no less, without any lures!! START THE BIDS! Sheri
Before the bidding begins, I do believe Sheri is not being completely upfront about the shoes. Based on a previous conversation they are what she calls, "Shower Shoes" and not even genuine "crocs". I do admit that they are as genuinely ugly as the genuine ugly crocs.
I am afraid that the only possible adult beverage that they could possibly bring in is enough money to buy an alcohol swab for the first aid kit.
Nick can probably use them in his next video. We will start the bidding at 1 bottle of fine "sweet" wine and the makings of MIMOSA'S on arrival at PORT CLINTON
20 comments:
Keeping all of you in our prayers!
Keep safe and we will see you when you get there.
thomar
Are those "Pink Crocs" she is wearing??? EGAD!!!
Nick James
Careful , Sheri , Nick has his eye on those "Pink Crocs".
Good morning TESSA and crew!
Oneida Lake has a web cam.
www.oneidalakeview.com
It looks pretty smooth now hope you can make a safe journey across!
thomar
Oneida was oh so like 2 days ago...
It seems that there is a lag in the updates.
Just wait until you hear what happened today on Saturday...
OK, We are waiting!
It is 10:43 AM on wednesday!
Tessa and the Milsons have been on the water for 20 days bustin' butt to get back home, don't you think we should cut them a little slack?
Naaaa! I don't think so.
"Hey Lori! When's the next message in a bottle?"
Sources say they were in Clyde, NY last night.
People, People, People. Be patient. If you don't behave, Lori won't tell you how Sheri outfished her with "Only" a Fishing Net. If she was wearing the "Pink Crocs" at the time is uncertain.
Nick "Keepn' the Peace" James
Clyde, NY?!? That's miles west of Oneida Lake! Maybe they should have Geraldo Rivera on board to help give us their exact location.
Geraldo Rivera?
Yes. Don't you remember during the invasion of Iraq, Geraldo drew maps in the sand on what was going on and where they were.
OK. Now I get it.
Did Nick say that Sheri "Outfished" Lori?
What the hell is going on? I turn my head for 15 minutes and you all are babbling on the Tessa Update blog?
Yes, Sheri caught a carp using a fishing net only and threw it back and...wait, I'm sure Lori will explain all of this in her upcoming blog.
Nick "Tessa Update Moderator" James
I wonder when the Milsons get back to Ohio if Lori will continue to provide updates for all of their new friends?
Since the amazing pink Crocs are causing a wave of jealousy, I've decided to put them up for auction to the highest bidder! The proceeds wiil go to restcking the adult beverages aboard Tessa.Now remember these are admired by all locks men along the Erie Canal. Not only are they worn for "pole dancing" but they also have attracted the biggest catch yet aboard Tessa, by net no less, without any lures!! START THE BIDS!
Sheri
Before the bidding begins, I do believe Sheri is not being completely upfront about the shoes. Based on a previous conversation they are what she calls, "Shower Shoes" and not even genuine "crocs". I do admit that they are as genuinely ugly as the genuine ugly crocs.
I am afraid that the only possible adult beverage that they could possibly bring in is enough money to buy an alcohol swab for the first aid kit.
Nick can probably use them in his next video.
We will start the bidding at 1 bottle of fine "sweet" wine and the makings of MIMOSA'S on arrival at PORT CLINTON
Any takers?
Guess Who?
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